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Fuck Brock Turner

by The Melted Crayons

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A "tribute" to a low life scumbag.

lyrics

(1st Verse)
Brock Turner
You're the definition of scum
Get stepped on like old gum
I hope your face gets kicked in
Brock Turner
Change your freaking last name
Cause Timmy Turners got it claimed
He doesn’t need the shame

(Chorus)
I hope you never get a job
I hope you never get the girl
Cause we all know what you’ll do
It makes us all want to hurl
I hope you get tossed in a dumpster
Fuck Brock Turner

(2nd Verse)
Brock Turner
You're like a subway cockroach
A thing that no one
will ever want to approach
Brock Turner
You mine as well be poop
A thing that needs to be cleaned off
the bottom of my boot

(Chorus)
I hope you live your life
with no fun or joy
with the constant reminder
of the life you destroyed
I hope you fall through a gutter
Fuck Brock Turner

(Bridge)
We should never forget
the two badass heroes of this story
Peter J and Carl A
Swedish super heroes
who deserve all the glory
Hey Brock Turner
I got a question for ya
For the day if you become a father
How ya gonna tell your daughter
that you’re a monster

(3rd Verse)
Brock Turner
I hope you enjoyed your song
I hope it was something
that you could sing along too
Not really
I hope you eat a dick
Or choose to take a nosedive
off the top of a cliff

(Chorus)
I hope you never get a job
I hope you never get the girl
Cause we all know what you’ll do
It makes us all want to hurl
I hope you get tossed in a dumpster
Fuck Brock Turner

credits

released September 7, 2016
Christian Cordes - Vocals,
Brandon Cordes - Guitar, Bass, Keyboard, Tuba, Glockenspiel, Drums

Written, Recorded and Produced by Christian Cordes
At Bliss Studios in Howell NJ
Arcade Records - 2016

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